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apesmovies:

It’s a fight for survival. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes in theaters this July.

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curethethirst:

The Paparazzi caught Ashley Benson (Pretty Little Liars, Spring Breakers) sunbathing topless. There is a God.

curethethirst:

The Paparazzi caught Ashley Benson (Pretty Little Liars, Spring Breakers) sunbathing topless. There is a God.


curethethirst:

X-RAY

curethethirst:

X-RAY


cumingsooon:

THE BUS TEASE: A SHORT STORY
I love the freedom of a car but I enjoy the adventure of a bus. Because of budgetary reasons, I ride the bus once or twice a week. One time I was standing in front of a handsome and muscular man in his 20’s. He was wearing sweatpants so I got my ass close to his crotch, and when the moment was right, I bumped into his cock. It felt average sized. I was hoping for big. I guess he sensed my disappointment because he started rubbing his cock on my ass until it got erect. Now I was happy. It felt big and thick. Then he rubbed and poked his hard cock on my ass. I was getting super turned on and started rubbing back. That was too much for him and he ejaculated. I look back and see a cum stain on his sweatpants. I whispered, “oops”, and move to the front of the bus.   

cumingsooon:

THE BUS TEASE: A SHORT STORY

I love the freedom of a car but I enjoy the adventure of a bus. Because of budgetary reasons, I ride the bus once or twice a week. One time I was standing in front of a handsome and muscular man in his 20’s. He was wearing sweatpants so I got my ass close to his crotch, and when the moment was right, I bumped into his cock. It felt average sized. I was hoping for big. I guess he sensed my disappointment because he started rubbing his cock on my ass until it got erect. Now I was happy. It felt big and thick. Then he rubbed and poked his hard cock on my ass. I was getting super turned on and started rubbing back. That was too much for him and he ejaculated. I look back and see a cum stain on his sweatpants. I whispered, “oops”, and move to the front of the bus.   


cumingsooon:

THE POOL TEASE: A SHORT STORY
My favorite thing about living in an apartment building is the communal pool. In the summertime I enjoy sitting by the pool - in my sexiest bikini - and teasing the boys. Young. Old. Skinny. Fat. It doesn’t matter. I’m a tease at heart and I crave attention from where ever it comes. One time, however, I may have asked for a little too much attention. A teenage boy sits nearby me with a smartphone and pretends to be texting (or playing a game), but I’m not dumb, I know he’s taking pictures. I’m also wearing pitch black sunglasses and can stare right at him without him noticing. After a few minutes he gets an erection. He was wearing gym shorts, so it wasn’t easy to hide. His boner was also very big - a lot bigger than I would have predicted - so that made it even more difficult to hide. This turned me on, of course, so I whistle at him to get his direct attention and then flash one of my nipples. He smiled awkwardly and then left. I guess he went home to masturbate. Too bad, really, because I was gonna offer him the real thing.  

cumingsooon:

THE POOL TEASE: A SHORT STORY

My favorite thing about living in an apartment building is the communal pool. In the summertime I enjoy sitting by the pool - in my sexiest bikini - and teasing the boys. Young. Old. Skinny. Fat. It doesn’t matter. I’m a tease at heart and I crave attention from where ever it comes. One time, however, I may have asked for a little too much attention. A teenage boy sits nearby me with a smartphone and pretends to be texting (or playing a game), but I’m not dumb, I know he’s taking pictures. I’m also wearing pitch black sunglasses and can stare right at him without him noticing. After a few minutes he gets an erection. He was wearing gym shorts, so it wasn’t easy to hide. His boner was also very big - a lot bigger than I would have predicted - so that made it even more difficult to hide. This turned me on, of course, so I whistle at him to get his direct attention and then flash one of my nipples. He smiled awkwardly and then left. I guess he went home to masturbate. Too bad, really, because I was gonna offer him the real thing.  


lifebyliz:

I can’t handle this dog.

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herondalectable:

let’s all take a moment to appreciate the fact that this guy

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has been with us our entire lives

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from all that

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to good burger

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to kenan and kel

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and now snl

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he has stayed with us from childhood to adulthood

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god bless you kenan thompson

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celebritybreasts:

That bitch Shay Maria turned down Playboy!
http://twitter.com/shaymariaa/status/27765392739

celebritybreasts:

That bitch Shay Maria turned down Playboy!

http://twitter.com/shaymariaa/status/27765392739

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